It’s very jarring when they play our show on the speakers around the building. Boy chest. TMA float trip. Otter talk. Gerbil snakes. Sporting KC and their shots fired at St. Louis. Are we the soccer capital of the US? Let’s drink some mustard. “Hi, I’m Ken. Here are some words. Welp, see ya later”. Joey Zanaboni’s call of Roman Burki’s save. Scott’s Wrinkled Ballsack’s wife. EMOTD.

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